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This joke sums up IT:
So, this guy is flying in a hot air
balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers
the balloon further and shouts:
"Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this
field."
"You must work in Information Technology", says the balloonist.
"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically
correct, but it's of absolutely no use to anyone!"
The man below says, "You must be a manager!"
"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going,
but you expect me to be able to help. And, you're in exactly the same position you were in
before we met, but now it's my fault!"